TFI Friday

Was chatting to my mate Stephen Baty, he's an Architecture lecturer at the Uni. I'm going to do a kickass website for him. We decided to meet up with my other mate Architect Paul Jones. I left work and got the bus. Thats a good point, on more than one occasion the bus has went straight past because of the dark weather. Anyway, got into town, was supposed to meet them at 5:45 at Popolos. I was early so thought I'd pop along to the baths to enquire about hair removal. I'm quite a beast of a man under these clothes (Any lasses reading this? Interested?). So went in there and just caught Paul and Steve on their way down. Popolos was canny. Some really nice babes like. Had a cool time.

Burn the howse down

Left popolos about 9:30 ish though, so thought I'd pop along and see my mate Andy at FYEO. I didn't go in cos Paige wasn't on. You could make a film about the crack there like, I was in stitches. I didn't stay that long cos I wanted to get home and have a curry. I learned from last time when I nearly burned the house down - yeeaaahhh, am gonna burrn this hoowwwsse down. Well, I better not - might get in trouble.

Curry in a hurry

Pretty much as soon as I ate the curry I fell asleep. I was cream crackered like. Been working hard on that Lenor website. It's gonna be class. Plus I will be in touch with the nations housewifes - not that I want to stereotype people who use fabric softener.

Woke up bright and early. I can never sleep till late now like. I spoke to me mate Billy and he said he would pick me up from Chichester Metro at 4:30. I had enough time to blast into town and get my hair cut. Take it all off. It was at Dave's place on westgate road - canny lads like, canny crack.

Wild Bill

Met Billy at the designated time and place. Wasn't long before we started drinking some wine. He told me loads of stories about his times abroad - hes been all round the world several times. He's seen loads of stuff at first hand, dodged bullets in Nigeria the lot. That made me want to travel. Not the dodging bullets, but all the other stuff.

The Metro is no place to sleep

Of course it wasn't long before the singing and guitar playing started. Mint. We went to the shop to get more wine and after a short while Dave and his daughter Hague came. I always have a fantastic time there like. This time there was a little too much wine for me as i started being sick. Oh dear, the rooms moving about. Shortly after it was time to go. Dave kindly dropped me off at the Metro. After a few stops my stomach went into convulsions. Oh dear. I got off after a few stops as I was about to puke. Not much stuff came out. Got on the next Metro that came. It wasn't much longer before I started gagging again. I made all the noises and that, but nowt much came out. Then I fell asleep. I woke up at South Gosforth. What a bastard. I didn't see when the next metro was due so I decided to walk home. It was miles like. It all seemed like I was watching TV but couldn't change the channel. Obviously straight to bed when I got in. Woke up early yet again. Got up, had some Alkaseltser (I dont know how to spell it!). Then decided to try for some more kip.

Propper Mapped

Keith came over about 12. I was well wrecked. You could say that I was "propper mapped". Took me a short while to pull myself round. I had a bath and that and was feeling ok. I was getting ready to go out and saw I had a massive sleep crease on me head. What a bastard. I tried using some moisturiser to try and get rid of it. It's worse than having a bad hair day.

Jameroquai

I was lucky Keith came as I had a couch to be rid of. He helped me carry it down to where the skip is. Then when we got outside it was the funniest thing I've seen in ages. Have a look at the photo. He started carrying the couch on his head and looked like Jameroqui. It was so funny like.

Don't do it man!

Then we went to town for lunch. Aahh Sunday dinner. Mmmmmm. That was at the Fluid bar. I had my camera with me so it wasn't long before we started taking loads of mint photos. Photos of town and the Castle Keep. For a couple of shots keith climbed over the security railing and hung over the side where there was at least a drop of 75 feet! I got my picture taken with my arms round two lasses, but it came out blerred. Damn. Was a cool day like. We had tea in the gate, and as it was getting late headed off to my house for some more tea and a right laugh.