It's been a while since me last Blog, I've been really busy with my one stringed banjo

Still got a real nasty Cough, might be a chest infection. In fact it probably is. Cassandra is a Nurse and that's what she said it was, in her professional opinion. It's pretty strange movement when you have a big cough whilst walking, it looks a bit like getting an electric shock. Me throat is strange as well. Not strange as in looking unattractive or even sounding unattractive. What I mean to say is that it is not really that sore anymore, but when I sing in the house and I hit notes just air comes out instead. Weird. Might start singing Barry White songs instead. My chest feels like there's like a little imp in my chest with tiny tickling feathers irritating the insides resulting in furious feverish fits coughing. Tickly like.

Red red wine

Was out with Cassandra for a while on Saturday. Went to the Salsa bar and we had some absolutely deliscious red wine. Honestly, it was the best wine that I've ever tasted. That isn't even a hyperbole, it really was fantastic. I'm not going to disclose what kind it was, not yet anyway so there. It was a mint afternoon like, Cassandra is mint, food was mint, wine was mint. Only thing that wasn't mint was she got called into work. Well thats what she told me. Naa, she really did. I went home and had a few wanks.

Sunday grand stand

I had a stand, looking out into the grey skies, it certainly wasn't grand though. Bored. I need to start taking some pictures with me new camera. It's pretty difficult though when things are a dowdy grey color. Reminds me of the opening lyrics of Syd Barratt's "Baby Lemonaide". It goes a little something like this "In the sad town, cold iron hands clapped the party of clowns outside. rain falls in grey far away. Please, please baby lemonaide". The grey outside was the same color of ET when he was found in that puddle. The poor little bastard.

I was so bored I did some video editing stuff - about a year after the footage was taken, oops! It was of Alisons birthday - she's me brothers lass. I was listening to some music at the same time and it was starting to do my head in. I went downstairs and started tidying up. Yeah I know. I was THAT bored. I made myself a nice dinner as well. Lots of Veg. I was going to make some quorn mince but had some Mackrell instead. I think I masturbated about three times that day like. I could have filled a large jug. I think you can really make donations and get paid for it. I think it's £15 a shot. No pun intended.

Monday comes around like last Monday

Been working on a website for Lenor. Had a deadline of 2 days to get quite a major part of it done. I was a bit anxious going into work as I quite stupidly doubted my capability. Of course I am mint and it wasn't difficult at all. I'm quite ahead of schedule. Mint. Bored again now. Monday night. Things will get better when I'm fully better. I've started doing some Yoga again. It's the 5 tibetan rites. I owe Andrea one for that, she first got me into it. I've started refining it and incorporating my own techniques. It's called Roppalates. It's going to be the new fitness phenomena of 2006. I hear that Madonna is interested in it already. I'll see if I can fit her in though.