Bee Zee Bee Zee Bee Zee

Well, the past couple of days have been well Bee Zee like. Work has been canny busy, and it's been hot, a hot house of hard work. In fact it hasn't been hot, it's been haaaat. Deadlines, deadlines, deadlines. I wish those lines were dead. The only thing keeping me going is the thought that I will be giving a lot of pleasure and satisfaction to the nation's housewives. Oh yes, I will make them go "ooohhhhh".

Rushing around in the rain

I had to rush home and get ready for training. I met Billy (Nabeel) on the way back. He's such a nice guy him like. He's like a big soft bear. That does sound really gay that like. I assure you I am straight as the straightest thing thats ever been very straight.

Anyway, I rushed home, made some food fast, got changed then got bus to training. I was feeling canny fit like, fit to drop that is. Naa, was feeling good. Starting to get back into it. I was training with Graeme, he's a class bloke like - but I had him all over with the Wing Chun like.

Andrea trainer came to the class, second time in two weeks. I sparred with her again like i did last week. I gave her an uppercut to the abdomen last week and won. Aparantly she went on the sick. She wanted revenge this week but I got her again in the first round.

I love training at this class like. I like all the lads there - not a gay "like". I mean there's been a couple of lasses there and I like them. I like lasses a lot. And as a matter of fact I joined an online dating agency. I will have to see how that goes. I might put a link to my profile if you're lucky.

Gorgeous hunk seeks plaything

Male
Gorgeous
Rich
Funny
Intelligent
Romantic
Large willy
Honest
Lies about willy size though
Understanding of ladies issues
Compasionate
Tall

I went to clooney with Alex and Helen after training like. We had a strange conversation. She said she wants to go out with a gay instead of a martial art fighting man. She said she would have more fun with a gay. Of course I immediately had a few thoughts spring into mind, one of which was that she would have to wear a strap on if she was seeing a bent. Then that went on to Helen saying she heard a couple of lesbeans having an argument about who was going to wear the strap on that night. Of course, the answer to that argument was for them to use a double ended vibro. See, problem solved.

I was chatting to Alex about websites as well, need to do one tomorow night. And then another one soon after that.

I got home late like. was knackered. I rushed about like a crazy man. Had to have a bath cos i stank. I made some food as well, a veg dinner with some fresh mackrell. I baked it. It was lush. A bit stinky like, but how often do I have a fish supper wink wink? I was knackered after all that. I had panda eyes.

Wakey wakey

I got up cream crackered as well. Off to work again. Busy again, had to do an hours overtime as well tonight.

My brother Carl got in touch, his mates band was on at a pub in sunderland. Our mate Dave was going as well so he picked us up. We went on our way there, then Carl got a text saying the gig had been cancelled. Well thats Sunderland for you.

well, we had to decide on something to do instead so we decided on bowling. God, if i was bowling for soup the most I would get would be a bowl of steam, I was pants. However, the second game was a different story. It was like a game of two halfs. ssttteeeeeerrrriiiikkkeee. I got 3 or 4 maybe. I lost count. I mean I can count over 4 cos 5 comes after 4, but I mean there was so many. Anyway, that was mint. Well funny. Carls' little shimmy as he bowled was rather humerous as well. Dave won both games i think? or Carl won the first one. I'm not very good at counting.

There was one of those punching games there as well. I always wanted to try one of those. I had to have a go at it, even though there was loads of people about. I put my coin in, the bag came down into position. I nonchalantly stood to the left of it, "right, watch this" I thought to myself. I swung with lighning speed then sploosh! Bloody hardly made contact with it, fist slipped straight off like a pansy. I wouldnt let a machine beat me - no way. I put a quid in this time. Right, sploosh! Hardly had any purchase again and the machine said something like "go away and take some vitamins". Aarrggghh. It said that twice in total. the other two times it didn't say anything, not sure if thats good or bad though! I was knackered after that. Got a lift home and here I am. Done a little web stuff as well, and chatted to some mates. It's gonna be another busy few days. It's good to be busy.