Happy New Year

I knew something wasn't quite right the moment I awoke. I had a mild cold for the past couple of days and thought I was on the mend, but that morning the illness became exponentially worse. My lungs were like two ballons filled with barbed-wire pain. I felt as if I was going to faint at any moment. My nerves were trembling as if an electrical current was running through them. Not a good start to the year. I was so I'll I couldn't go out for New Years eve, what a twat. Feeling a lot better today though. I've been coughing up some interesting slime, ranging from brown to illuminous green and lemon yellow. I wonder if there is a colour chart for phlegm? I like hockling. I should get a spitoon just like in the old days in the west.

I just stayed in last night, watched Jools Hollands Hootenanny. Goldfrapp was on. Need I say any more? L love her like.