If you squeeze it, juices will come out
Came across this on ebay. The current bid is £5. It is a lemon that is shaped like a vagina.
Here are the jokes I need to make about it:
You may be able to stimulate the Citrus as well?
It may leave you with a bitter taste in the mouth.
All in all I think is is bitter and twisted really.
One in the hand is worth two on the tree.
If I think of any more I will post them. If you can think of any, add them to the comments.
2 comments:
What's up with that dudes hand - it looks swollen - I think he's selling it cos he's alergic to lemons, or fannys. He's in anaphylactic shock.
Damn, I'm going to have to look up "anaphylactic" now.
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